Yes follks these kind of weird things are really going to be goin on in this blog....I'll let u guys in on every funny and non personal thing that happens too me..hahahah
So i was recomended an anti-waxing procedure ... well by whome i cant tell just say k it had too be done for a career some where.....so i went to an E.N.T(an ear nose throat specialist)....and told him what i had to get done...he said ok and just took a hose, put a large probe on its front ,flicked a switch and on it came like a vacume cleaner....it was like a shiny wax eating monster .... which said "haha i am gonna suck all the wax outta ya....mu ho haha" .. and i was like "shut up....ur just a medical instrument" soon the cartooni probe started looking like a steel surgical instrument.Now the doc held me and in it he went with the probe in my right ear.....wrooomm wroooomm....thats all i could hear...though my left hear could hear some comments from the doc....like "dont move"... "stay still" ..and stuff but if i were the left ear on some bodies head i would rather be worried about the fact that "aaahhhh i am gonna be next" haahhaha.....cause what happened after that was so painful that i cant actually express it but i would define it as "a person with a hammer hitting u in the funny bone or ur elbow once every second for as long as u have bin reading this blog" yeah it was that bad. After this was done the left ear was in the docs hand and then again that wroom wroom...but now my right ear was lost it was just hanging around finding a place to get a hold of him self......lucky for him it was hooked on to my head.........hahaha.
Well now the left ear was also done and my head was booming with pain...when i decided to take a break from the doc's holy hands of pain...... i was still infront of the doc...in a downly position of the thinking Allama Iqbal...when suddenly every thing became sweet....i saw loved ones pics float by....and felt so light that i could almost float.....i had thoughts of peace and happy moments of my past which all zoomed by...then suddenly i found my self saying "i am back" "i am back" and realized i was on a bed looking at the doc's face as he tried to bring be back from my lost world....yup u guessed it i fainted...and for some unknown reason it was funny...i was smiling still drousy and feeling like i wanted to let out what i had for lunch but still carcking jokes....i said "Api the roll i had for lunch is coming out" hahaha.....
So after a glass of water and some time on a bed i did feel better ...and was able to analyze what was going on...so I thanked the doctor for his help and paid the required fee went home and though about it "what a day"......but truely the fainting experience was great....i wonder is this the same feeling when a person actually die's.........Hooo thats freaky ....do leave a comment.

4 comments:
Enojyed reading your post- you managed to make a funny situation out of an apparently no-so-funny one!
ouch to the pain... take care bhyee...
about the fainting thing...Ive fainted twice in really high fever but no light headed feelings or loved ones for me :( it was more of a blank nothingness.. maybe different fainting episodes are supposed to feel differently.
hahaha, very funny! only i know how heavy u were and how beychaara doctor managed to hold u like his juliet in his arms and put u on the bed:) hahaha! saad ur too funny!
and the best part was...when u actually got back into consiousness...u said...am back am back!:P
hahaha thats so you!
heheh...crazy fellow...hope you are better now...
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